The Green Servant

The Green Servant found a lava lamp that they would often share. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Servant desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Servant found a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Green Servant desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Green Servant craved for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Servant often carried a block of cheese that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.