The Lonely Servant

The Lonely Servant always kept a melon that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Servant found a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Servant searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Servant always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Lonely Servant owned a cucumber that they liked to hug. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Servant desperately desired a stapler that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.