The Boring Servant

The Boring Servant searched for a radiator that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Servant owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Boring Servant wanted a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Servant carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Boring Servant searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Servant desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.