His Tired Servant

His Tired Servant carried a painting of a melon that they would drop. This seems an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Servant looked for a sword that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item chosen.

His Tired Servant desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Servant carried a vibrator to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Tired Servant wanted a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

His Tired Servant always kept a pint of beer that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.