Her Orange Servant

Her Orange Servant always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Servant always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Orange Servant owned a can of coke that they would drop. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Her Orange Servant desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato having that done to it

Her Orange Servant needed a condom that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Her Orange Servant looked for a wig that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was opted for.