My Boring Servant

My Boring Servant desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Servant desperately desired a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Servant always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Boring Servant desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Servant looked for a toilet brush that they would share. One might say this is a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

My Boring Servant always kept a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.