Her Scary Servant

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Her Scary Servant often carried a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Scary Servant searched for a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

Her Scary Servant looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was epic. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Scary Servant carried a cup that they would worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Servant desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Scary Servant desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.