Boring Servant

Boring Servant often carried a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Servant owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Boring Servant desperately looked for a rubber chicken to experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Boring Servant found a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Boring Servant desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Boring Servant desperately craved for a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an odd activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be exciting. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.