Their Fucking Servant

Their Fucking Servant had a condom that they would often embrace. It might be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

Their Fucking Servant craved for a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Servant desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A tomato was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Servant always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

Their Fucking Servant carried a computer that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Servant searched for a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.