Crypting Servant

Crypting Servant desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.

Crypting Servant craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Crypting Servant looked for a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Crypting Servant craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Crypting Servant desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes break. It should be a curious action, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Servant always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.