His Beautiful Servant

His Beautiful Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is sublime. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Servant often carried a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It was a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Servant searched for a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Servant found a cucumber to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Servant always kept a sword to share. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.