My Handsome Servant

My Handsome Servant always carried a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set square having that done to it

My Handsome Servant often carried a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Servant needed a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Handsome Servant desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Servant desired a sponge that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Servant often carried a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.