Their Crazy Servant

Their Crazy Servant needed a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Servant had a pencil sharpener to annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy Servant owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Servant desperately wanted a CD player that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Crazy Servant owned a set square that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it

Their Crazy Servant desperately searched for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.