The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Unusual Servant wanted a computer to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Servant found a bottle of beer that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Servant desperately needed a ball that they would experiment on. It is a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A ball being the item selected.

The Unusual Servant desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

The Unusual Servant desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.