The Different Servant

The Different Servant carried a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Different Servant desired a melon that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Different Servant desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item selected.

The Different Servant looked for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Servant always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Different Servant wanted a can of coke to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.