His Fucking Servant

His Fucking Servant always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Servant owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Servant owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Servant desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Servant needed a tomato that they would play with. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Servant found a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.