A Dodgy Servant

A Dodgy Servant desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

A Dodgy Servant craved for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was stunning. A piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Servant searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Servant desperately craved for a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Servant desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It would have been a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

A Dodgy Servant desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a radiator having that done to it