Unusual Servant

Unusual Servant looked for a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A set square was the item that was selected.

Unusual Servant carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be breathtaking. A sponge is the item to opt for.

Unusual Servant always kept a dildo to worship. This seems a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Unusual Servant owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Unusual Servant needed a stretchman that they would often throw. It should be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Unusual Servant always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It would be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.