Her Nervous Servant

Her Nervous Servant always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Servant desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Nervous Servant desperately craved for a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Servant always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Servant desperately desired a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Her Nervous Servant looked for a bottle of coke to throw. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.