His Green Servant

His Green Servant desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Green Servant often carried a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Servant desired a cucumber that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Green Servant desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Green Servant had a set square that they liked to eat. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Servant always kept a big sponge that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.