Her Horny Servant

Her Horny Servant desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally worship. This seems an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Servant craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Horny Servant desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Her Horny Servant always kept a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Her Horny Servant often carried a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Servant always had with them a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.