My Different Servant

My Different Servant always carried a ball that they would often demolish. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Different Servant found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Different Servant craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

My Different Servant desperately searched for a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Different Servant desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Servant craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.