The Grumpy Servant

The Grumpy Servant always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Servant often carried a cup to smash. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Servant often carried a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Servant looked for a bag of poop that they would often smash. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be exciting. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Servant always kept a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It is an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A stapler being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Servant desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to play with. This seems an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.