My Naughty Servant

My Naughty Servant desperately needed a teapot to put in the bath with him. It would have been an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

My Naughty Servant desperately wanted a dildo that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Servant desperately looked for a stapler that they would often embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Naughty Servant desperately craved for a tomato to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Naughty Servant owned a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to opt for.

My Naughty Servant had a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.