A Ugly Servant

A Ugly Servant wanted a sponge that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Servant desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Servant desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Ugly Servant craved for a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Servant desperately desired a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Servant desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.