The Scary Servant

The Scary Servant desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item selected.

The Scary Servant searched for a teapot that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Scary Servant desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Servant often carried a teapot that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be spectacular. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Servant owned a mug that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Scary Servant always kept a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.