The Confused Servant

The Confused Servant desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Confused Servant always kept a bag of poop to throw. It might have been a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Servant desperately searched for a sponge that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be fun. A sponge having that done to it

The Confused Servant had a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Servant desperately needed a helmet that they would drop. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.