The Grumpy Servant

The Grumpy Servant found a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Servant often carried a sword that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Servant searched for a can of Tango to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Servant always had with them a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Grumpy Servant desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A cup was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Servant searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It might be an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.