Dodgy Servant

Dodgy Servant carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Servant always had with them a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer having that done to it

Dodgy Servant desperately looked for a porno magazine to put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Dodgy Servant searched for a mug to demolish. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Servant desperately needed a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Servant desperately desired a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.