His Boring Servant

His Boring Servant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Servant always had with them a hat that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Servant carried a melon to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to select.

His Boring Servant always kept a ball that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.

His Boring Servant desperately craved for a pen to smash. It would be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

His Boring Servant had a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.