Boring Servant

Boring Servant found a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It would be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Boring Servant carried a sponge to cuddle. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

Boring Servant wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Servant always kept a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Servant searched for a hat that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

Boring Servant always kept a can of coke that they liked to break. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.