Their Talented Servant

Their Talented Servant searched for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

Their Talented Servant needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Talented Servant desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

Their Talented Servant wanted a painting of a melon that they would hug. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Their Talented Servant often carried a toilet brush that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Their Talented Servant often carried a wig that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.