My Unusual Servant

My Unusual Servant desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

My Unusual Servant always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Unusual Servant desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

My Unusual Servant always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Unusual Servant always kept a crown that they would sometimes share. It would have been a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A crown would be the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Servant searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.