Their Depressed Servant

Their Depressed Servant searched for a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it

Their Depressed Servant always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be wonderful. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Depressed Servant looked for a painting of a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Servant desperately needed a computer that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was selected.

Their Depressed Servant desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Servant desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It was a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was epic. A block of cheese being the thing selected.