The Retarded Servant

The Retarded Servant wanted a hat to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Servant looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Retarded Servant desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Servant needed a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A hat being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Servant craved for a mug to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Servant desperately desired a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.