The Stupid Servant

The Stupid Servant desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes smash. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

The Stupid Servant had a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Servant searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Stupid Servant often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Servant often carried a crown that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Servant desperately searched for a set square that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A set square is the thing to select.