The Fat Servant

The Fat Servant looked for a ball that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Servant owned a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels it was fun. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Servant needed a toilet brush that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Fat Servant had a dildo that they would worship. It might be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Servant desperately wanted a mug that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Servant always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.