Her Ugly Servant

Her Ugly Servant found a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Servant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Servant carried a stretchman to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Servant needed a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

Her Ugly Servant desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Servant looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.