His Adorable Servant

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His Adorable Servant needed a bat that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Servant had a mug to annihilate It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A mug was the chosen thing.

His Adorable Servant desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Adorable Servant had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Adorable Servant carried a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Adorable Servant wanted a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.