His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant found a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A vibrator is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Servant desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Eccentric Servant owned a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Eccentric Servant looked for a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected it was stunning. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Servant desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Servant looked for a condom that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.