The Beautiful Servant

The Beautiful Servant had a hat that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant always carried a mug to put down their trousers. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Servant had a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a bat being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Servant desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Servant had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Servant found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.