Her Nervous Servant

Her Nervous Servant craved for a tomato that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Servant always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a weird operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Nervous Servant desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A sword was the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Servant looked for a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Nervous Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would hug. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Her Nervous Servant desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.