His Exciting Servant

His Exciting Servant desperately desired a ball that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

His Exciting Servant always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Servant found a melon that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Servant found a spade to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

His Exciting Servant desperately wanted a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Exciting Servant always carried a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.