The Fat Servant

The Fat Servant desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Servant always had with them a CD player that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Fat Servant always carried a big sponge to put down their trousers. It was a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Fat Servant always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Fat Servant owned a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It was a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be stunning. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.