Her Boring Servant

Her Boring Servant had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a different thought, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Servant searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Servant desperately looked for a bottle of coke to eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Servant always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Servant desired a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Servant wanted a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.