His Crazy Servant

His Crazy Servant desired a cucumber to cuddle. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Servant desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Servant needed a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

His Crazy Servant desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Servant desired a sponge that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Servant desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally break. It was a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.