Her Grumpy Servant

Her Grumpy Servant desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Servant desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Servant found a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Servant always had with them a condom that they would often embrace. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often worship. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Servant desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.