My Fat Servant

My Fat Servant desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would share. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Fat Servant looked for a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Servant often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

My Fat Servant desired a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Fat Servant always had with them a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Fat Servant looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.