The Confused Servant

The Confused Servant desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Servant wanted a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Servant looked for a wig that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Servant always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Confused Servant always had with them a cup that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Servant desperately needed a cup to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a cup being the thing selected.