A Lonely Servant

A Lonely Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Servant wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Servant always had with them a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Lonely Servant often carried a stretchman that they would often hug. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

A Lonely Servant desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Lonely Servant looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.